Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature while I still can.

“I always thought I’d make a great backup singer. I don’t practice. It’s just pu…”

“I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”

“I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with…”

“Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.”