Robbie Oliver could call me Pooey-Poo-Poo Smelly Face if he wanted to.

“The person my heartache would spit out wouldn’t be Ellie Watt and she wouldn’t …”

“I hope next time you feel – well, retarded – about yourself, you’ll remember th…”

“He sucked in his breath as his saw me, his eyes traveling from my toes to my hi…”

“Years of having your appearance poked at tended to make you quite insecure with…”