Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.

“It seems that in love, I have no match. It also seems that with firewood, I hav…”

“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet pap…”

“If it comes all scratched and dented, then no matter what you do, unless you bu…”

“Everywhere I go I'm too focused on everyone else to realize that they are too f…”