roommate, Author: Andrew Shaffer Copy Quote More from Andrew Shaffer “Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. …” “He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the…” “My shift isn’t over until six,” I say glumly.“Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Bla…” “No man is an island,” he says. “Islands are made of dirt and rocks and trees. I…”