Rose,” he said, forcibly trying to keep a serious tone, “I can think of many words to describe you, sexy and hot being at the top of the list. You know what’s not on the list? Sane.

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

“Oh, great. I'm a doll.”

“When I look into his eyes, I could see without a doubt that he loved me more th…”

“That's pretty hot," he said."Punching me in the eye?""Well, no. Of course not. …”