Salmon swim against my stream of consciousness.

“In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a bea…”

“A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter tha…”

“I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off…”

“I’m like Mary Annette, but I’m not a marionette. Who’s Mary Annette? The first …”