Scars exist to show that I existed. I myself don’t have any scars, but every single one of my friends has a healed up knife wound deep in their back.


“It's really hard to drive, talk on the phone, and jack off at the same time. An…”

“You may scoff and say I only make ten dollars an hour, but if at the end of an …”

“I saw myself in a piece of glass that wasn’t a mirror. Was that my doppelganger…”

“It’s better to err on the side of more, than less, except if you’re talking abo…”