Schadenfreude is so nutritious. Author: Will Self Copy Quote More from Will Self “Old age is, it occurs to Busner as he lies stranded on his side staring at the …” “I'm going to end up like one of those old weirdos who lives in a network of tun…” “As my voice died away I became conscious of the voice of another woman two tabl…” “Always carry a notebook. And I mean always. The short-term memory only retains …”