Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago.

“I am a juxtaposition. And at the same time, I’m not. I’m always like this becau…”

“Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that pol…”

“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
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“I think I have a strange thing growing out of my neck that causes me to think t…”