Security shouldn’t enforce, they should massage situations, without laying a hand on a guest.

“I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t he…”

“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”

“My goal is to do the most with the least—get the maximum output with the minimu…”

“I want to direct a movie called “Sleep” that’s sure to put everybody to the tit…”