See, bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fifth-grade school, when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. - Percy Jackson

“I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I wanted to admit.”

“Baboons are very wise animals,” Bast said.“Agh!” Khufu picked his nose, then tu…”

“She was broken and helpless. Sciron, the son of Poseidon, had won again. Hazel …”

“You only delay your death."Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies.”