Seriously, Josh. What the hell?

“People who go around advertising their birthday are douche bags. It's a fact. Y…”

“I took my schedule, my map, and my abject horror and made my way to class, read…”

“Maybe nobody knows how. Sometimes it's easier to pretend nothing is wrong than …”

“It amazes me how people are so afraid of what can happen in the dark, but they …”