Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.

“I’ll name my firstborn child Squiblob, after his mother.”

“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”

“If you rearrange the letters of “love,” you get “ovel.” I don’t know what an ov…”

“I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I …”