Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even tell that I was chumming the water with ketchup, rather than blood.

“I suggest to you the power of suggestion of powerful.”

“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that…”

“I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with shar…”

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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