Sharpies aren’t all that sharp. Not a great stabbing weapon.

“A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter tha…”

“Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer …”

“Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I…”

“I don’t like boxing. I prefer bagging.”