She always looks like she’s about to break into laughter. He always looks like he’s about to break into her house. I don’t care what he takes, so long as it’s me who steals her heart. I’ve already got a buyer lined up in Russia.

“None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.”

“The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Opera…”

“I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.”

“Andrew is such a diplomatic name. Or at least it is for the first three letters…”