She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.

“If I were a paper pusher for a living, I’d be pissed if my coworkers moved my d…”

“We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.”

“The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight a…”

“My love is useful, and my love is for sale. (Batteries not included).”