She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole fun…”

“The average time for lightning to strike and thunder to hit is how long I love.…”

“I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can…”

“I want a camera shaped like a jail, so I can capture a ghost on film.”