She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?

“Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has l…”

“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nic…”

“I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the ho…”

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”