She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible.

“God created the heavens, while the devil created doubt. Here is a short list of…”

“I wrote my name on the list 10 years ago, and under the date I wrote “In the fu…”

“Of my own accord I want to learn the accordion, according to a cord (not a chor…”

“One cup contains Starbucks coffee, and one holds diarrhea. But which is which? …”