She drew me as a chubby rectangle. But that’s cool, because Chubby Rectangle was my nickname in high school. Hey, it’s better than Fats Domino.

“I am the love machine of desire. I’m easy to operate. Just pull on my lever.”

“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mo…”

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”

“You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to giv…”