She gave me her bedroom eyes. I know because we were in the kitchen at the time. I hope we’re having pigs in a blanket. Yum!

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it co…”

“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”

“If body language is 90% of a conversation, then obviously what’s being said is …”

“There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the …”