She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.

“Shit goes out, and dick goes in. This is the way of the prisoner.”

“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also ar…”

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell yo…”

“I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.”