She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down question mark.

“A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. …”

“The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feel…”

“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actua…”

“I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full …”