She had two blueberries for eyes, and hair the color of strawberries. Too bad our love never made it past the kitchen and into the bedroom (or garage).

“Someone, probably Orafoura, once asked me what’s my favorite part of love, and …”

“Love means the world to me. But so does a globe.
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“I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding…”

“If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would be…”