She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.

“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passi…”

“Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a carto…”

“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are mor…”

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bit…”