She must have said wear flip-flops, but I heard flippers. I might not have been able to run fast, but oh could I swim. Like a dolphin. Mahi-mahi yum!

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I c…”

“I tried to make it out in the moment, while we were making out, but now I’ve go…”

“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are l…”

“In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and …”