She said “I love you,” and I said the only thing I could say: “How about every other Tuesday?

“The last time I saw love was in my imagination while reading a book on Thomas J…”

“Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.”

“I’m thirsting for fame. I’m so fucking thirsty. Somebody bring me a tall glass …”

“A brick could be used to communicate with the dead. I just spoke to Stalin, and…”