She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.

“I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m …”

“With my wedding photography business, I want repeat customers. So hooray for di…”

“They settled out of court. In related news, two fish fought over an aquarium, r…”

“The atmosphere is always very grave when I walk into a cemetery.”