She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

“Okay, that really shouldn't have happened. And we’re not going to talk about th…”

“I'm not dissing you, I'm ignoring you there's a difference. Dissing you implies…”

“This is the biggest damn iPod I've ever seen,' Claire said, which made him chok…”

“I'm not a wilting flower, unless that gets me extraspecial treats.”