She sucked my finger, and I licked the sleepy seeds out of the corner of her eye. Ah, foreplay.

“I have a real eye for spotting Cyclopses.”

“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because w…”

“I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That sh…”

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”