She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn and walk away?

“I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That sh…”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if…”

“The light lulls you into a false sense of security. But if the dark should come…”