She wanted to know if I loved her, so I texted her a picture of a dead bird.

“One great thinker said one thing, another said another, and while the two thoug…”

“I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy …”

“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically he…”

“I’m a poor worker. The quality of work I do is excellent, but I make no money.”