She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sure, I can give you a fence.

“I don’t believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confus…”

“A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap th…”

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now al…”

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate …”