She was a tall drink of water, and I was a glass half full kind of guy—half full of lust. Actually, my glass was half full of Kool-Aid powder, which is why I lusted for her.

“I wanted to make love in the rain, but owing to unfavorable (or, rather favorab…”

“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt …”

“Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.”

“I am dressed as the loudness of your stereo.”