She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—after I turn 99.

“I made a necklace out of seashells, but I lost it at the beach. I don’t think I…”

“Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider …”

“Sometimes love feels thinner, even though it’s the same width as before.”

“I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to …”