Shit. I was supposed to be seducing him, wasn’t I? Not the other way around.

“He was still a douchecanoe. The douchecanoe who was going to paddle me to safet…”

“I knew what song was next and I knew who I was dancing with. My wife.”

“The more I thought about it, the more I worried I wouldn’t be good enough.”

“Not that it was a crazy complicated skill, but operating an espresso machine du…”