Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirty.

“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plai…”

“When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.”

“I have a memory like a baseball glove, so please, don’t toss me a basketball-si…”

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-…”