Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.

“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and t…”

“The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.”

“Thank God I don’t have a triangle-shaped asshole.”