Since the day I was born, I’ve spent my time being a human being, and I regard this as a good decision. But not a great one.

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the …”

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”

“They should make suitcases shaped like human bodies, for discretely transportin…”

“It’s a shiny tin can of a day, bright but gray. Welcome to one of Florida’s two…”