Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.

“When I’m typing at my keyboard, I often feel like Mozart. Can somebody scratch …”

“I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed pota…”

“I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.”

“I don’t deceive myself. No, I get my clones to do it for me.”