Sleep: to see and do, and do nothing.

“Wheelchairs won’t kill you. And cigarettes won’t paralyze you. Stick a wheelcha…”

“I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.”

“I want to write the world’s worst cookbook, which I’ll title: “The World’s Wors…”

“I'd like to see a flag made not out of stars and stripes, but rather fingers an…”