So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed out I’m going to be working.

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“I carry on about how much you love me, and I carry on my love like it’s carry-o…”

“A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I …”