So many trees, so few chimneys.

“I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into…”

“I wear J. Crew. But only when I go out rowing.”

“They settled out of court. In related news, two fish fought over an aquarium, r…”

“A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, wh…”