So why don't we have a go? There are two of us.'

Little Mike realized that his friend was actually serious. 'Two of us? Father Hillary had God Almighty helping out, and look where it got him.'

'I know. But we're a team. For years, since primary. Batman and Robin.'

'Robin got killed,' said Mike.

Christy was shocked. 'He did not, did he? Jesus, I didn't hear about that.'

'Yeah. It was a big shock. The Joker kilt him.'

'That fuckin' Joker. I didn't see that coming.' ("Taking on PJ")

Author: Eoin Colfer