Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.

“Trying to define love is like trying to catch a ghost named Brita in a glass of…”

“If your last name were Seldom, I’d use it often.”

“A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a ta…”

“Order for Jarod,” she said as I walked over to pick it up. This was it, this wa…”