Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I mean, what will my wife think when the police tell her?

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“Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.”

“The four legs of the chair never move, but what if the chair could run as fast …”

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