Some of the vitamins I take are the size of jumbo jets, though they only pack about half the power.

“Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that p…”

“I put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.”

“My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a t…”

“If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd …”