Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the rare ones, like Q and X.

“All I took on my trip were my ideas. So, I guess I’m not a light packer.”

“I object to that object that’s made of bronze and shaped like my clone. It shou…”

“I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example …”

“Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m co…”