Some people should have stopped singing in the 60s, even if they were born in the 80s.

“I have thin lips, like two rose petals on top of each other, and I would say I …”

“Women are like convertibles: They should be topless. Also, they should stay in …”

“I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole…”

“Like eggs, I’m scrambling to get ahead in this economic depression.”